Am I Sus Quiz

Example Questions From the Test

• 2How often do you send cryptic messages mainly to make friends wonder what you are doing?
  • Never or almost never; I prefer messages with an obvious purpose.
  • Occasionally, when it fits an ongoing joke.
  • Fairly often; making people curious is part of the fun.
  • Very often; the confused reactions are usually the main point.
• 8A friend jokingly says, “That sounds sus.” What response would come most naturally?
  • I clarify what I meant and continue the conversation.
  • I smile, give a little more context, and let the joke pass.
  • I lean into the accusation with an exaggeratedly innocent reply.
  • I add a suspicious new detail purely to keep everyone guessing.
• 15In a group chat, you make a reference that only two people understand. What do you do when others ask what it means?
  • I explain the reference so everyone can follow.
  • I give a short hint and explain if anyone still wants to know.
  • I say, “If you know, you know,” and leave it ambiguous.
  • I offer a vague explanation that preserves the inside joke.