Questionnaire on Attitudes Toward Trolling Test - the question form

1. My dear, barely respected person (or whatever they call the not-so-bright), I will explain it to you in more detail—as much detail as possible. Or is it easier for you with pictures, lol? There is this little thing with buttons or a big screen to talk on and post news—it's called a phone. So, kitty, you have it in your hands right now (you know, where your fingers are). Go, baby, into Settings and delete the VKontakte app, or do you need help from adults? Throw out that filth and go read books so your brain... no, your little brain, develops and reaches at least the level of a baby.

2. (From an English-language forum) Each country chooses an image that reflects its essence. For some it is advantageous to show a businessman, for others a beautiful blonde woman, and for others a man in a dress.

3. Question for young moms in Zheleznogorsk! I have not given birth yet; I am only 5 months pregnant. Please tell me: from what point can I start getting indignant about stupid drivers, dust from the quarry, medical care, and basically everything that, so to speak, should not even concern me? Thanks!!!

4. Checkmate, atheists. First, space does not exist, so even if you wanted to, you could not send a pike there. Second, we see a flat Earth every day—anyone who steps outside sees the Earth is flat every day—yet atheists prefer to believe not their own eyes but tales about mythical “space” from people who are ordered to tell fairy tales... See how your atheistic religion differs from our religious science? Checkmate, atheists!

5. Those Apple smartphones are just a pile of useless metal: too hot—doesn’t work; too cold—doesn’t work; aliens—doesn’t work; wife left you—doesn’t work; your mom didn’t give you lunch money—then it just dies.

6. Do you write such illiterate comments because you are a typical representative of your illiterate nation, or did you decide to practice with your long nose?

7. Oh, no!!!!! 11111 Politics! 111!!! Presidents!!111 Who to choose, AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!11 A bunch of stupid people who barely understand anything about politics, but keep stirring up pointless fights. A herd, lol.

8. As your personal Freud, I can diagnose you from a distance. You are a young idiot, dear.

9. It is amusing to read a 9-year-old girl write in her status that she is not the same anymore and does not trust boys. Did they steal her candy?

10. Dogs are like a substitute for children or something? There are too many of you “independent” and “smart” ones now. Get back to the kitchen and hurry up and have a baby while you are still needed by someone.

11. From a dialogue: “He texted me saying he wants to break up. It really hurts to hear that from someone you love. He said nasty things—called me a crazy hysteric.” “Was that before or after you smashed his window with a rock because you thought you saw a woman’s shadow there?”

12. Sweetie, judging by your close-up profile photo, you still have not learned the difference between “I am hungry” and “I am just bored.”

13. What people get into these days. Some jump off rooftops, some use drugs, some sit on benches drunk and talk—but you are no better; you run a whole blog.

14. I look at your authorities, your country, your people, and I just lose it. It feels like you are all carbon copies, made in the same lab. Your brains are fed the same garbage, your vocabulary is like a dog's, yet you spread at the speed of light.

15. They say a person’s IQ is measured with some psychological tests, but your intelligence is so low it could be measured with a log. It would be happy to meet its fellow.

16. Everyone has their own boundaries. But you are like a ball—no boundaries. Basically, you are fat.

17. If I were a cat, I would dump my full litter box on your head—with enviable persistence.

18. Post this comment under 640 pictures, squeeze your eyes shut 20 times, bang your head against the wall, poke yourself in the eye with a fork, burn off your underarm hair, and within a minute the guy you love will call you.

19. Checkmate, atheists. The main proof that humans have a divine origin—please excuse me—is the butt. This body part could not have appeared through evolution. The butt is for stability, and stability is needed for complex work of the hands and fingers, and for typing on a keyboard too. That is, a primitive hunter-gatherer does not need it, so it should not have developed in them. Yet it exists.

20. If religion means crawling on your knees through a crowd like that and kissing a clergy member’s hand, then I’m a piece of cake.

21. So what? Men should be worshipping us! They should support their own and other people’s children. If you envy us because we can beg for gifts, then be mad!!! You MUST work! And provide for us. If you can’t spend at least 100,000 a month on your girlfriend (and that’s just the minimum), then you should die, because you are nobody!

22. You are even afraid to post a comment—you will lie in your reply or steal it anyway, like a true representative of your people, hahaha!

23. Cursed times. A young man who has never read anything in his life except the instructions for an acne gel is lecturing about people being “bottom of the barrel.” Soon he’ll start preaching.

24. You joke like a typical user of Odnoklassniki, where most people are over 60. Close VK and go knit socks, bake pies, and watch Malakhov.

25. It is quite amusing to watch this "humanities-brained" chicken try to come up with any kind of logic. I thought your humanities education taught only one phrase: "Next customer, please."

26. Why hasn’t Instagram added a feature so that when another idiot posts their face in a story with a cat-ears mask filter, you can gift them a brain? I’m ready to transfer 100 rubles to the developer’s card.

27. Hi, I add all cute people as friends. Oh, I took a closer look. I added you by accident. Anyway, bye.

28. Personally, I see men as a walking wallet and potential gifts—do you fools see any other meaning?

29. A friend of mine answered the question “What do you do for work?” by saying he runs a blog, posts information, and is trying to grow his audience. That’s when I realized he’s unemployed.

30. Oh, you are so easily offended. I am only presenting your nation in the best light! You are ideal street vendors, able to sell all kinds of trash at inflated prices. You can shout over other market traders, name a price and immediately lower it—discount, dear customers, do not pass by, just for you... And as for any REAL contribution to public life—well, everyone knows that science is something for the people. Your people have different goals, far from making discoveries. Accept it and sell me a mandarin.