Princess Slut Loser Quiz
Questions: 15 · 10 minutes
1. You unexpectedly get a free evening in a Marauders-inspired adult AU. Where does it go?
A polished outing I have wanted to try for a while.
A familiar hangout with a few close friends.
An improvised plan that becomes stranger and less organized by the hour.
A deep rabbit hole involving obscure magical history, snacks, and no sense of time.
2. You notice chemistry with more than one available adult at a party. How do you relate to it?
I prefer to direct my attention toward one person.
I notice the attraction but mostly keep it to myself.
I enjoy a little separate flirting while keeping expectations clear.
I openly savor the possibilities, with consent and boundaries understood.
3. A moving portrait catches you making an embarrassing mistake in front of everyone. What happens next?
I correct the mistake and smoothly continue what I was doing.
I laugh once, recover, and let the moment pass.
I exaggerate the mishap until it becomes the evening's running joke.
I preserve the story and retell my humiliation proudly for years.
4. Which dating energy feels most like your ideal adult-era Marauders AU?
A slow, private bond that develops away from the crowd.
Warm interest explored through a few intentional dates.
Spontaneous chemistry, teasing messages, and room for surprise.
Bold consensual adventure with desire expressed openly and dramatically.
5. Which birthday gift would make you feel most understood?
Something practical that I had been meaning to buy.
A small present built around an inside joke.
A beautifully wrapped keepsake chosen with obvious care.
A sweeping, memorable gesture with a touch of spectacle.
6. Friends begin joking about your obvious chemistry with someone. What response sounds most natural?
Change the subject before the joke gathers momentum.
Smile at the idea but keep my real feelings private.
Feed the joke with a suggestive comment and let everyone wonder.
Turn the rumor into a full performance and make the other person blush.
7. At an adult Hogwarts alumni reunion in Hogsmeade, how would you prefer to arrive?
Slip in quietly and find the people I already know.
Greet a few familiar faces before settling somewhere comfortable.
Make a playful entrance that gets the room smiling.
Arrive composed, impeccably dressed, and ready to be noticed.
8. Friends organize a friendly broom race. Which role are you most likely to occupy?
A focused competitor trying to win cleanly.
A casual participant who mainly wants to enjoy the ride.
The person with excessive preparation for one oddly specific section of the course.
The spectacular last-place finisher who somehow becomes the crowd favorite.
9. For a wizarding masquerade, which outfit direction appeals to you most?
Comfortable clothes with a simple magical accessory.
An elegant look with one intriguing detail.
A daring outfit designed to attract a second glance.
A sensual, theatrical transformation that owns the room.
10. You are hosting friends in a borrowed wizarding cottage. What matters most?
Having relaxed company and enough snacks for everyone.
Adding one thoughtful detail tailored to the guests.
Creating a warm theme with music, lighting, and coordinated touches.
Making the entire evening feel enchanted, elegant, and occasion-worthy.
11. During an adults-only evening at the Three Broomsticks, an attractive stranger keeps meeting your eyes. What would you most likely do?
Stay focused on the friends I came with.
Offer a friendly smile and see whether conversation happens naturally.
Start playful banter and enjoy the uncertainty.
Make my interest unmistakable and invite a charged conversation.
12. Your crush asks a simple question, but you were not prepared to speak to them. How do you answer?
Directly, without giving the moment extra weight.
A little carefully, using a response I have mentally rehearsed before.
With an overly specific joke or reference that may require an explanation.
By rambling, noticing that I am rambling, and somehow continuing anyway.
13. Your friends give you a ridiculous nickname after a harmless magical mishap. What do you do with it?
Redirect the conversation until the nickname fades out.
Accept occasional use while returning some teasing of my own.
Play up the underdog story whenever the nickname appears.
Adopt it as a title and behave as though the mishap founded a dynasty.
14. Someone makes a pointed remark about you over dinner. How do you want to handle it?
Answer plainly so there is no confusion about my view.
Wait until later and address it in a calm private conversation.
Return a polished line that makes my boundary clear without ending the evening.
Respond with such measured dignity that the room immediately recognizes the standard.
15. A carefully planned magical weekend is cancelled at the last minute. What feels most like your response?
Switch to an easy backup plan without dwelling on it.
Feel disappointed, then find something else enjoyable to do.
Rescue the mood with good food, candles, and a smaller occasion.
Expect a properly planned make-up experience worthy of the original promise.